suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

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pornstarwars:

*10th wedding anniversary* 

are you sure you like like me

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flawlessvevo:


me when the pizza guy takes longer than 30 minutes.

flawlessvevo:

me when the pizza guy takes longer than 30 minutes.

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willowpapebitch:

That lying cunt Willow trying to cover the fact she doesn’t change clothes

willowpapebitch:

That lying cunt Willow trying to cover the fact she doesn’t change clothes

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If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

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